T.G.I.F

hai u..

T.G.I.F (thank GOD it's Friday).. bleh tido panjang sket esok kan?? hehehe.. smalam i dapat email dari my fren.. so, i want to share with u lah.. just for laugh!! i tau u pon melangot depan pc jer tue.. bukan buat keje pong.. hahahaha..

ceritenyer..

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerje di KL.. biaselah bile sudah dok 'town'.. mule lupe asal usol.. pakaian seksi maut, becinte lak dgn laki omputeh.. ke hulu ke hilir dok tayang boypren dia yg mate kale biru tue..

punyelah eksyen c Tijah nie hingge satu hari dia ternampak boypren omputeh dia tadi ngan pompuan len yg lebih cantik n begaye dari dia.. ape lagi menagis lah c Tijah 3hari 3malam.. malam ke4 Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat utk memutoskan hubungan dia ngan omputeh yg baru dia kenal sebulan tue..

begini bunyik surat hasil nukilan Tijah binti Kulop Kecil yg berjaye 'dicuri'.. hehehehe..

MIKE..

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.. I HAVE THINK ABOUT THIS VERY COOK-COOK.. I KNOW I CLAP ONE HAND ONLY.. CORRECTLY, I HAVE SEEN YOU AND SHE WALK-WALK TOGETHER AT TOWN WITH EYES MYSELF.. YOU GRAB HAND SHE.. YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR APOLOGY BACK-BACK.. I DON'T TRUST YOU AGAIN! YOU ARE REALLY CROCODILE LAND.. MY FRIEND SPEAK YOU PLAY WOOD THREE.. FIRST-FIRST I THINK MY FRIEND LIE ME.. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU CORRECT-CORRECT PLAY WOOD THREE.. SO, I BREAK CONNECTION TO PULL MY BODY FROM THIS LOVE TRIANGLE.. I KNOW THIS RESULT I PICK IS VERY CORRECT, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHE VERY HIGH FROM ME.. SO, I CUT THIS CONNECTION TO GO FAR FROM HERE.. I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY-PLAY WITH MY LIVER..

I HAVE BEEN CRYING UNTIL NO MORE EYE WATER THINKING ABOUT YOU.. I DON'T WANT BANANA TO FRUIT TWO TIMES..

SAFE WALK..

TIJAH

hahahahaa.. klakau tak?? klakau kan?? pecah perot i nie bace.. tambah2 ngan geng yg memang kaki gelak.. meletopzz jadiknyer.. seb bek tak guling2 gelak u.. e2lah saje cite c Tijah.. yg bek jadikan teladan yg jahat kite buat sempadan.. keh??

ok u, happy weekends..

i luv u..